1) After 10 yrs:-
Teacher earns 20 lakhs,
Doctor- 50 lakhs,
Engineer- 60 lakhs,
IAS officer - 70 lakhs
But Sanyasi - 1177 crores (Choose your Career)
2) A Psychology report.. When 2 couples come face to face???
WIVES look at each other's saris and HUSBANDS look at each other's wife!!..
3) UKG Kid: Dad can we go to McDonald today.
Dad: ya but only when you spell McDonald correctly.
Kid thought for a moment & said, ok forget it dad let's go to KFC
4) Girl to her brother: What are u going to gift grandma on her birthday?
Boy: Football
Gal: But grandma doesn't play football?
Boy: On my birthday she gave me books...
5) Do you know why Yadiyurappa gave resignation on last day of the month
(31st July)......
don't know
to get full salary........
6) Tiger: Ye saale discovery channel wale bahut pareshan karte hai .
Monkey: Kya Hua..?
Tiger: Are koi privacy nahi rahi, phir kehte hain tiger kam ho rahe hain
7 ) Teacher to kid: Write a note on Srilanka.
Kid wrote: It's a country whose map comes free along with the India map.
8) A drunk guy falls from 1st floor.
People gathered around n asked him what happened?
He said... "I don't know, I also came down Just now..!!"
9) Height of Social Networking -
Teacher: Where is your homework?
Boy: Madam, please check in FACEBOOK. I have uploaded a copy of it & tagged you......
(FROM A FRIEND'S MAIL TO YOU !)
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